let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal


MOMMA! MOMMA NO, COME BACK

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

MOMMA! MOMMA NO, COME BACK

(Source: carlosbaila, via brass-and-titties)

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

(via maggins)

Tags: funny

"Your reputation is secure, Scotty."

(Source: wildandwild, via laugh-addict)

Tags: star trek

ass-sass-class-pizza:

THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT

I don’t understand

(via helioscentrifuge)

vinebox:

IM WEAK

(via nerdy-bboy)

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

(via nerdy-bboy)

My eyes itch just by looking at people wearing circle lenses.
I have super sensitive eye lids and easily irritable eyes so even fitted contacts itch, even if I use eye drops and am super careful when I put them in. I can’t even imagine wearing ones that are bigger than normal.
Respect.

Same goes for fake lashes, can’t stand them, can’t deal with the (minuscule) extra weight on my eye lids. Probably psychological. Still, respect.