"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."

— Jeremiah Van Guilder (via forever-and-alwayss)

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vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

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When porn shows up on my dash:

lifesizehysteria:

Lesbian Porn:

Gay Porn:

Straight Porn:

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wxldflower:

ssweet-dispositionn:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Omg

applause for you omg

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turnerkane:

"I can’t enter a room without telling everyone I’m gay. It’s a nervous thing. It’s worse with new people." {x}

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volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

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satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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