shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

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majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

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kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

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elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

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poetic:

There’s a differnece between being honest and being rude.

(via the-listening)

fattributes:

Skillet Eggplant Parmesan

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

(via nightstepping)

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suburbanwildcat:

fer1972:

The Pencil Lamp designed by Michael  & George 

ME HOY MINOY

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